Just to get this thing kick started, I want to let you all know that I'm really fucking hungry right now.
That being said, let's do some blogging!

I want to give you guys a quickie today, because I want to go eat and go spend my Target giftcards.

I just want to know why is that the easiest ways to get rich are all illegal. Are they illegal because it would make it easy for you to get rich, or will they get you rich because it is illegal?
If I really wanted to go start my enterprise right now, I would have to start with the pirating of 18 wheelers and cruise ships. This would be a good way to get some cool stuff and save you money on buying people christmas presents. Whatever you have left over, you could sell on Ebay, or at a garage sale or something. Then, with the money I got from that, I would rent a house in a not so great part of town, because the rent would be cheap. I would use all my cash to start a casino in my house!
I would buy some poker tables, some slot machines, and maybe a roulette wheel. The only thing is, you would have to accept food stamps as bets, and be able to turn those in for cash value later. I would also have to have a backyard where my customers could go roll dice, because they're all into that shit.
I would also get a specialized vending machine, full of ice cold 40 oz's, and cartons of Newports.
I think this would be a great way to get some cash, but you would have to move out of that neighborhood after a while, because eventually something is going to go wrong:
1)You're going to go out of business because they don't have much money to begin with, and they can't gamble anymore once you take it all
2) You're going to get arrested
3) You're going to get robbed
4) You're going to get shot
5) All of the above

If it weren't for those 5 things though, I think this would be a very lucrative business and I would recommend it to everyone. Peace humans!